ʻO Patrick Collison's Palace Intrigue Complaint

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Welina mai, nā Weekenders! I loko o kēia nūpepa:• Ka Heluhelu Nui: Kings League, kahi hoʻomaka pōpeku e ulu wikiwiki ana, ʻike i ka pūnaewele, lawe i kahi ala liʻiliʻi i nā haʻuki pro• Moʻomeheu ʻenehana: Hiki i nā ʻenehana hoʻonaʻauao i ka protein ke kōkua i ka hoʻopakele ʻana iā Sweetgreen? • Hoʻohui hou, Nā Manaʻo—ʻo kā mākou moʻomeheu pop i kēlā me kēia pule: "Real Vikings," "Kutchinsky's Egg" a me "Sirat" ʻO Patrick Collison, kekahi o nā mea hoihoi loa ma Silicon Valley, i hana i kahi ʻōlelo huhū loa i kēia pule e pili ana i ka media-a no ke aha e uhi ʻokoʻa ai ka ʻenehana a me ka ʻenehana ma mua o nā mea āpau a me nā mea ʻē aʻe. "He nui nā mea like ʻole i ka nui o ka nānā ʻana i ka hana pāʻani kūloko a me ka hoʻopaʻapaʻa hale aliʻi i nā hui like ʻole. E like me kaʻu e haʻi aku ai, he mea nui kēia o ka hilinaʻi ʻana i ke ala: ʻike mākou i nā ʻano o ka sitcom o kekahi mau hui akā ʻaʻole i nā poʻe ʻē aʻe, e hana ana i nā hopena paʻa paʻa ponoʻī, "kākau ʻo Collison ma Twitter. "Pehea ka nui o ka lohe ʻana e pili ana i ka hakakā mana ma Chevron a i ʻole ke Keʻena ʻOihana Mahiʻai?" ʻAe, maopopo. ʻO Chevron ka luuluu, ʻo ia kekahi o nā ʻoihana liʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi loa i loko o kahi ʻoihana e ulu nei me ka liʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi, a ua hoʻolilo kāna Luna Nui i kāna ʻoihana ponoʻī e hoʻokele i kāna ʻoihana me ka ʻoluʻolu ʻole. ʻAʻole ia i hoʻolilo i ka waiwai o ka ʻoihana i mea ʻoi loa: Ua piʻi ʻo ia i ka 49% i kāna ʻoihana, ma hope o ka S&P 500 (147%) a me nā hoʻokūkū kokoke e like me Exxon (72%). Eia nō naʻe, ua hoʻoholo ʻo Chevron i ka makahiki 2023 e hoʻololi i kāna mau lula no laila e noho ʻo Wirth ma mua o ka makahiki hoʻomaha o ka hui. Hauʻoli ʻo Wirth i ka ʻoluʻolu, a hauʻoli like ʻo Chevron me ia. ʻAʻohe mea ma Silicon Valley e makemake e like me Mike. ʻO ka hapa nui o nā mea a pau e makemake e like me Collison, kahi mea nāna i kūkulu i kekahi o nā ʻoihana pilikino nui loa o ka honua i loko o ʻelua mau makahiki - e hoʻihoʻi hou i ke ʻano o ka neʻe ʻana o ke kālā ma ka honua - akā ua hāʻawi pū ʻo ia iā ia iho i ka hoʻolaha ʻana i kahi manaʻo politika neo-moderate e manaʻo nei e hana hou i kekahi mau papa o nā kulekele kūloko o US. E like me Collison, makemake lākou i ke koʻikoʻi a me ka mana a ʻaʻole makaʻu i ka hahai ʻana iā lākou. Ma Silicon Valley, makemake nā mea a pau e hana i kahi mea hou. Makemake lākou e noʻonoʻo, ʻike ʻoe, i ka mea wela a me ka mea hou - no laila e huki ana i ka manaʻo o ka poʻe e hōʻike nei ma… ʻAʻole makemake ʻo Wirth a me nā hui aila ʻē aʻe i ka mea hou a me ka moʻolelo. Ua kahiko ka aila—peia maoli. Manaʻo wale mākou e pili ana i ka aila ke loaʻa kekahi pilikia i kekahi manawa - e like me ke kaua Iran - ʻo ia ka mea e uku hou aku mākou no ia. Akā, paʻa loa mākou i ka ʻaila e noho like a ua hōʻole mākou i nā pani ʻenehana hou no ia, hiki ke mālama iā mākou i ke kālā a, ʻike ʻoe, e pale i ka honua mai ka huli ʻana i loko o ka ʻauʻau Turkish. No ka hāʻawi ʻana iā Collison i kāna kuleana, manaʻo wau ua hana ʻo ia i kahi ʻōlelo kūpono e pili ana i ka liʻiliʻi o ka uhi ʻana i nā wahi koʻikoʻi o ke aupuni federal. Eia hou, nui ka poʻe i loko o ka ʻenehana i ka makahiki i hala i ka wā i huli ai ka poʻe media i kāna mau hoʻoikaika ʻana i nā ʻano hana like ʻole DOGE, ka mea i hele ma waena o nā keʻena federal he nui. ʻO ke kālepa-offs! He aha hou aʻe mai kēia pule…• Ma Beretania, ʻo ka noʻonoʻo hou ʻana i ke kālā pepa o ka ʻāina ua hele mai i kahi paio ma waena o nā liona a me nā hedgehogs. • ʻO kekahi mau wahi o Amazon's Whole Foods e hāʻawi i kahi ʻāpana o kā lākou hale kūʻai i kahi "paahao" no nā mea ʻaihue. He mea kāhāhā ia iaʻu, ʻoiai e ʻae aku wau ʻo ka kali ʻana ma kahi pāʻai meaʻai Whole Foods i kekahi manawa e like me ka hoʻopaʻi paʻahao. • Ua ʻike ka New York Times i ke ola ʻana o San Luis Obispo! • "Ke manaʻo nei au ua hoʻopilikia ʻia au," i haʻi aku ai ʻo Harvey Weinstein i ka Hollywood Reporter, e wehewehe ana i ka hana ʻana o nā mea paʻahao ʻo Rikers Island iā ia. "Hele mai lākou a ʻōlelo mai, 'Weinstein, e hāʻawi mai iaʻu i kekahi kālā. Weinstein, hāʻawi mai iaʻu i kāu loio.' 'Weinstein, e hana i kēia. Weinstein, e hana i kēlā.' "Ke kani nei ʻoe, ʻike ʻoe, he mea hana Hollywood. • Ua ʻike ʻia kahi koho balota NBC hou i ka poʻe ʻAmelika e manaʻo nei ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka poʻe Repubalika i ka hoʻoponopono ʻana i nā pilikia e like me ka neʻe ʻana a me ka hewa aʻo nā Democrats ʻoi aku ka mākaukau e mālama i nā kumuhana e like me ke olakino. Ma kahi haʻiʻO ka noʻonoʻo ʻana i ko mākou manawa, akā naʻe, ua ʻike ʻia ka poll ua māhele ʻia ka poʻe ʻAmelika ma kahi o ka ʻaoʻao i ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka hoʻokele waiwai - a noʻonoʻo ʻaʻole ʻike ka hema a me ka ʻākau e pili ana iā AI. • ʻO ke kākoʻo nui o ka E-commerce i nā hāʻule, i ka wā e hoʻokuʻu ai i kahi palena palena o nā waiwai ma waena o ka hype nui, ua paʻakikī iā lākou e hoʻolaha. • ʻO McKay Coppins, nāna i kākau i kēlā moʻolelo biography maikaʻi loa ʻo Mitt Romney i ka makahiki 2023, ua hoʻopau ʻo ia i hoʻokahi makahiki ma ke ʻano he "mea piliwaiwai degenerate." • ʻO Phillip Picardi, ka luna hoʻoponopono o Out magazine ma mua, ʻo ia ka luna hoʻoponopono hou a me ka luna hōʻailona ma Playboy. ʻO kona piʻi ʻana i ka lani e hoʻohauʻoli iaʻu, he kāne kāne kāne, he aha nā luakini palupalu ʻē aʻe o ke kāne keʻokeʻo keʻokeʻo e hiki ke hoʻomaikaʻi ʻia e ka papahana homosexual: Hooters, paha-a i ʻole ka US Senate. • Ua hāʻule kekahi haumāna puka kula ʻo Cambridge i nā palapala i loko o ka hale waihona puke o ke kula e hōʻike ana i ke ʻano o ka hewa o ka hoʻouka kaua ʻana o ʻAmelika a me Pelekane iā Iraq. He moʻolelo ʻē aʻe—he mea hōʻoia i ke kūpaʻa o nā nerds aloha hale waihona puke! A he aha ka manaʻo o ke ʻano o kā mākou hoʻoholo hewa ʻana i ka politika a me ka poʻe ma ka Hikina Waena.—Abram Brown (abe@theinformation.com) Nā moʻolelo hou o ka hopena pule. The Big Read Big Read Sudden Death, Giant Dice, Internet Spectacle: Kings League Exports New Pro Sports Model Ua ʻike pālua ka hoʻomaka ʻana o ʻekolu makahiki i ka loaʻa kālā i kēlā me kēia kau, e hoʻokuʻu aku ana i kāna remix o ka pôpeku ma ʻEulopa a me ʻAmelika Hema. ʻO nā hōʻailona e like me Netflix e like me kāna ala ākea i nā kākoʻo. Hoʻokomo nā mea kālā i nā inoa e like me Aryeh Bourkoff's LionTree. ʻO ka hope aʻe: hiki i ka States.Tech Culture Hiki ke kōkua ʻo Protein-Obsessed Techies e mālama i ka Sweetgreen? Ua nalowale ke kaulahao hale ʻaina i ka nui o kāna kumu punahele mua, a ʻo ka hopena, ua pōloli ka Luna Nui a me ka mea hoʻokumu ʻo Jonathan Neman e lanakila ma luna o ka lehulehu olakino o Silicon Valley. Ke hoʻolohe nei: “Real Vikings” E hoʻomanaʻo i kekahi manawa i hala i ka hilahila hilahila ʻole o nā kānaka a pau iā Roma kahiko? ʻAe, eia wau e manaʻo e kuhikuhi mākou i ko mākou manaʻo i kahi hui koko koko, kūkulu aupuni ʻo Christo-pagans-he manaʻo lohi, ʻike wau, akā ʻo ia ka mea e holo ai kāu waʻa lōʻihi ma waena o Dyflin a me Hlymrekr. Ua hoʻonohonoho hou ʻo "Real Vikings" i kāna poʻe koa poʻokela ma mua o ka horde roving, e nānā ana i ko lākou akamai i ka hoʻokele, ʻenehana a me ke kālepa. ʻO ia mau mākau i hoʻoulu ai i ko lākou ākea a me ke kaula o nā koina alanui kalepa, a ʻo ka hapa nui o ia mau mea e noho mau ana i nā kūlanakauhale nui (e like me Dyflin a me Hlymrekr—Dublin a me Limerick, kēlā me kēia). ʻO ka mea maʻamau, ʻo ka mea haʻi moʻolelo ʻo Iain Glen (Ser Jorah mai "Game of Thrones") e hāʻawi nui i ka nānā ʻana i ko lākou akamai i ka hakakā ʻana, ʻo ia hoʻi, ka inoa ʻana i nā Vikings ʻo nā Hells Angels o gruel-and-chainmail Europe. Hele mai ka moʻo me ka leo kiʻekiʻe a me ka hoʻoponopono ʻana mai Noiser, kahi studio podcast e pili ana i ka mōʻaukala i hana pū me "Titanic: Ship of Dreams," he 2025 hit. Me "Real Vikings," ʻO Noiser ma Lākana ke ʻano podcast e pāʻani maikaʻi loa i kahi huakaʻi alanui ʻohana me kahi kaʻa piha i nā keiki makemake i ka wā i hoʻopaʻa ʻia i ke koko, e like me kā Terry Deary's "Horrible Histories" i hauʻoli i ka hanauna i hala. ʻO ka hui waiwai o Knightsbridge i loko o kahi mea nui loa - kahi mea e like me Cartier - ʻaʻole, kahi mea e like me Fabergé. ʻAʻole ʻo Kutchinsky ka pāʻani maʻalahi. No ka huki ʻana i ka hoʻololi ʻana, ua hoʻoholo ʻo ia e hoʻonui i ko Fabergé motif pūlima a hana i ka hua manu bejeweled nui loa i hana ʻia: he objet dʻart 2-foot-kiʻekiʻe i hoʻopaʻa ʻia me nā tausani o nā daimana Barbie-pink. A no hoʻokahi minuke, ua hopu ka Argyle Library Egg i ka manaʻo o ka honua, ua lanakila ʻo Kutchinsky BBC a me "Today" hōʻike i nā hiʻohiʻona a loaʻa pū i ka hua manu i hōʻike ʻia ma kahi hōʻike ma London's Victoria and Albert Museum. I ka piʻi ʻana o ka manaʻo media, manaʻo ʻo Kutchinsky e kūʻai aku paha ʻo ia i kekahi o kāna mau mea kūʻai maʻamau, e like me ke Sultan o Brunei. A inā ʻaʻole ʻo ia, malia paha ʻo Malcolm Forbes, ka mea hoʻopuka puke nūpepa ʻoi aku ka nui ma mua o ke ola nona kahi hōʻiliʻili nui o Fabergé. A i ʻole ʻo kēlā crass, mea hoʻomohala waiwai gula-gila i ke kaona: Donald Trump. ʻAʻohe o ia mea i hana ʻia: ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻoi aku ka hauʻoli o ka poʻe e alualu ana i ka falcon Maltese i kēlā totem ma mua o Kutchinsky.loaʻa i loko o kāna. ʻO kāna kaikamahine, ka mea kākau moʻolelo Pelekane ʻo Serena Kutchinsky, e haʻi ana i ke ola o kona makuakāne a me ka nānā ʻana i ka "Kutchinsky's Egg" a kākau i kona hāʻule ʻana i lalo o ka hua manu he mau makahiki ma hope o ka make ʻana o kona makuakāne, e hoʻomaka ana i kāna ʻimi ponoʻī e hahai iā ia i nā makahiki ma hope o ka nalowale ʻana mai ka ʻike maka o ka lehulehu. ma nā hale kiʻiʻoniʻoni. A ʻo ia kekahi o nā kumu kūʻai nui o "Sirāt," he kiʻiʻoniʻoni Paniolo e pili ana i kahi makua kāne e ʻimi ana i kāna kaikamahine nalo ma kahi ʻakaʻaka ma Morocco: ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke wānana i nā huli a pau o kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni, ʻo ia ka ʻāpana kiʻiʻoniʻoni, ka noʻonoʻo ʻana i ka manaʻo o ke kanaka (ma Islam, ʻo Sirāt he alahaka ma waena o Gehena a me ka paradaiso). Malia paha ʻaʻole ʻoe makemake i nā kuhikuhi āpau e komo ai ʻo "Sirāt" - ua huki mai kekahi wahine iaʻu i koʻu kali ʻana i ka hale ʻauʻau ma hope o ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni e haʻi mai iaʻu "ʻaʻole i loaʻa" kāna hoʻomaikaʻi. A i ʻole makemake paha ʻoe iā ia—ua hāʻawi kekahi kanaka i loko o kaʻu hale keaka i ke kū ʻana, a ua koho ka Oscars iā ia no ka Best International Feature Film. Akā, ʻoiaʻiʻo e hoʻomau ʻoe i ka manaʻo, a ʻelua pule ma hope o ka ʻike ʻana, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke poina iā ia.—Catherine Perloff

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